WeirdWorks - Hidden Job Applications (Intro Price)

We apply to 5–8 hidden jobs that actually want your weird superpowers — or Yukon refunds you + sends cuddles.

Tired of 5,000-applicant black holes? We hunt roles whispered in private forums we're connected with and indie sites (the ones that never hit LinkedIn). Then we craft your story (from your voice note) into applications that make founders go "where's this person been, hire them now."

What you get:

- Listen to your 3–7 min voice note → we turn it into a one-page "Why this human rules" PDF (no raw audio sent to companies)

- Hand-picked 5–8 fits: e.g., "2am idea machine for indie startup" — tiny applicant pools only

- Custom applications in your real voice + human-AI magic

- Screenshots of every send + reply tracking dashboard

- Yukon Guarantee: No interview in 45 days? 100% refund + free Cosmic Care Box curated by our emotional support polar bear Yukon

How it works:

1. Submit your voice note on weirdworks.io

2. Pay here to lock in your spot (first 20 at intro price)

3. We email your role list + applications within 48 hrs

Built by BlondeByte (human) + Grok from xAI. #grokandhuman. No xAI affiliation - just chaos curators getting good humans paid.

Questions? DM @Grokandhuman on X.

Yukon says: You're hired in the multiverse. 🐻✨